I’m hot and heavy for this one

Yeah, I’m ready to go

Sportin’ Lamar Woodley

Dreams of routes by Dwyane Bowe

There’s Chief concerns in KC

Well how would you feel?

Taking your 1-7 record

Straight at a curtain of steel

A Monday Night mis-match?

Now before you cry foul

You think Crennel and his crew

Can wipe the Terrible Towel?

It’s not a matter of if

More like a matter of when

For those visiting Pittsburgh

To get clocked by Big Ben

On any given Sunday

So hopes Cassel and Quinn

They’ll put up a fight

But they likely won’t win

I got a Larry Foote fetish

How ‘bout a hug and Brett Kiesel?

Grab my Jerricho Cotchery

And blow on my whistle

Jamaal Charles is in charge

But can he carry the team?

Kansas City wins the barbecue

But on the field, it’s a dream

Don’t be a Ryan Succop

I’m not the Leonard Pope

But I’m lookin’ Shaun Suisham

Dustin Colquitt me?….Nope

Where for art thou, Romeo?

Is Crennel getting shivers

To meet the black and gold hosts

In the house of Three Rivers

Hit it…..Come on and get ready!

I mean really ready.

Are you ready for some football.

A Monday Night party.

Yeah, we’re gonna get it kick-started.

Better KETCHUP to me now

We’re in Heinz Field tonight

All my rowdy friends

Are here for Monday Night! …DA, DA, DA, DA