From the brilliant mind of Todd Fritz:

THE HURT LOCKER….JAKE’S THIRD QUARTER SCAMPER BRUISES JETS

FURIOUS FIREMAN….ED HOT UNDER COLLAR OVER THIS ONE

10-A-SEE……NOT ENOUGH POINTS TO BEAT TITANS

I HAVE TO A-GREEN…..JETS DON’T DESERVE PLAYOFFS

BIG APPLE TURNOVERS

GOT THE MUNCHAKS……WEED RECOMMEND POT AND POTATO CHIPS FOR JET FANS

HOLD ON TITAN…..IT’S GONNA BE A BUMPY OFF-SEASON FOR NEW YORK

FLEX RYAN…..COACH NEEDS TO WHIP TEAM BACK INTO SHAPE

CRASHVILLE, TENNESSEE……MAY-DAY IN DECEMBER FOR JETS

THAT’S OFFENSIVE…..HUMILIATING ATTEMPT TO MOVE THE BALL

IT’S SNOT ALL YOUR FAULT, MARK…..BUT PICKED FOUR TIMES

WORDY SANCHEZ….WE’RE TIRED OF QB’s POOR EXCUSES